Category - Breaking
Cocktail called the “Pill Cosby” doesn’t go over too well for some reason
Ever wanted to walk into a bar and come off as an uptight asshole? GQ shows you how!
Drunk guy passes out on car trunk, survives 14 mile ride down the interstate
The dive bar at the end of the world
Wedding pictures from humanity’s 9000-year marriage to booze.
Drunken attempt to kiss a rattlesnake ends about like you’d expect
The history of the Jell-O shot
Don’t drink and drive with a lizard in your bra
“We truly believe that ABInBev intends to systematically destroy American craft beer as we know it”
FL man complains that jail doesn’t serve beer
Study: There’s no such thing as a mean drunk
“Plain disrespectful” woman shows up drunk at MADD presentation
Vegas casinos to visitors: Earn your drink
It’s come to this: Man falls off bar stool, sues bar for serving him.
Pub gives 100-year-old regular free beer for life
More proof that wine may prevent dementia
Beer coming to Burger King
College grad shotguns beer while collecting his diploma
Drink tequila for healthier bones
New and improved SoCo will be made with actual whiskey
“I wake up in the weeds sometimes with a bottle in my hand. And I feel good. I’m a free-born man.”
Diplomat enlivens boring UN peace talks by showing up drunk
Taffer taking his act to the UK for Pub Rescue
Rats drink thousands of liters of confiscated booze
Jägermeister wants you to “Be the Meister”
Best airport bars
In a historic act of corporate generosity, Bombay briefly offers Canadians double-proof gin.
PA inching away from Prohibition
“Ultimate Pappy Experience” for Derby Day will only set you back $5,000
Used to be that a spiked drink had alcohol in it
Gallo plotting a new version of Thunderbird?
Chicago’s oldest bar shuts down after 136 years
Bungling booze bandit steals semi cab, forgets the trailer
New flask that holds two separate drinks only costs $2,575
Utah’s .05 law: “Come for vacation, leave on probation”
Finally: Finnish brewery offers 1000-pack of beer.
Two pints of beer better for pain than most common painkillers.
Atlantic City Boardwalk finally getting a beer garden
The world’s biggest gin collection
The Cocktail King of Cuba
Drunks 1, Security Robots 0
Britain’s most remote pub
Bud Light criticized for giving free beer to the homeless
Thirsty monkey crashes boat party to steal vodka
How not to tap a beer keg
Man storms into burning apartment building to rescue beer
If you successfully rob a bank, try to celebrate at a bar more than a block away.
How much should jurors be allowed to drink?
World’s largest beer package holds 420 cans
108-year-old vet reveals the keys to long life: women and vodka
Bar’s outdoor “lynching scene” doesn’t go over so well
Nebraska’s Liquor Commission rules that Native American’s shouldn’t have access to alcohol.
Alcohol enforcers crack down on the menace of bottomless mimosa brunch
73-year-old hauled off to jail for distilling liquor in his shed
Funeral for “dead” man called off after he’s found drinking in a bar
Drinking while jurying
Four Loko now making shooters
Italian wine industry accused of using a “system of slaves”
Bad news for vampires: You probably won’t get drunk from drinking a drunk person’s blood
GHSA warns against drunk walking
Fascist cops cite man drinking non-alcoholic beer for open container violation
The many health benefits of gin
Sting launches wine called Roxanne
Man charged with drunk driving a motorized picnic table
Sam Adams, Miller fight over future of craft beer
Runner shotguns 13 beers during half-marathon, still finishes in under two hours
Pub crawl by helicoptor
Famous drunkard golfer up to his old form
Beer infused with shards from baseball bats
For one week in Israel, Trump Vodka lives on
Prohibition costs India’s economy billions
Wine now available in a 40-ouncer
Buckfast monks threatened with loss of charitable status
One weird trick to get around restrictive alcohol-purchase laws.
Latest Fireball challenger: Hellboy’s “Hell Water”
Drink more wine for better brain performance
Why April 7th is National Beer Day
Famed Italian wine is made by prison inmates
Embarrassing nightclub photos
Shocker: Those Budweiser immigrant ads aren’t historically accurate
Jay-Z’s new champagne only $850/bottle
California winery killed by Prohibition is reborn
Yale students unveil latest hangover prevention elixir
Nostalgia, thirst driving explosive growth of “barcades.”
Free drinks? There’s an app for that.
Pastor hopes to enact prohibition by buying out liquor stores.
Bar may lose liquor license over patrons’ excess vomiting
Guinness debuts Irish Wheat Beer
Creative wine homebrewer tops his fermenting jugs with condoms
Darius Rucker parlays backstage boozing into Backstage Whiskey.
Thanks to Brexit, the Great British Booze Cruise is coming back.
Craft brewers employ grassroot political tactics to fight entrenched boozecracy.
Emergency vodka treatment for poisoned cat
Now’s your chance to drink underproof coconut rum
French not cool with imported Spanish box wine
Legislator in the pocket of AB InBorg wants to hamstring Nevada’s craft brew pubs.
Indiana legislators, who are plainly in the pay of the Anti-Saloon League, launch attack against cold beer.
Nursing homes throwing cocktail parties to help residents cope with dementia
164 ounces of Moscow Mule in a big-ass jug = The Mega Mule
Scotch, cigars, and sex the keys to 99-year-old woman’s long life
Last dry town on Illinois’ North Shore finally gets with the program
How to get certified as a beer expert
Why Southern brides bury bourbon before their wedding
Just say No to flavored wine
Slain by Prohibition, Monogram Whiskey rises from the grave a century later.
As the black shadow of ISIS is driven from the land, Iraq’s liquor stores bloom.
Finally: Easter candy, a lighter, and a mini-bottle of Buckfast now available in one package
Liquor regulators partying on taxpayers’ tab
Space colonists should be packing liquor, not beer.
Sicilian criminal gang holds wine for ransom
Gallo Empire expands into Napa, aiming for “luxury wine segment”
Maui County, Hawaii is “leading the way” with 24-hour alcohol sales
Study confirms teetotalers at greater risk of heart disease, stroke
WWI booze stash unearthed in Israel
Physicist invents dripless wine bottle
It’s time to legalize home distilling.
Hoping to foil buybots and scalpers, PA uses lottery system to sell Pappy.
Ghost Tequila aims to be the new Fireball
It’s now ok to show up for work drunk in Colombia
Miracle: One MLB team is actually lowering beer prices at the ballpark
Best not to try swimming with crocodiles after pounding box wine
Stone Brewing’s “toilet water” pale ale said to have “caramel notes.”
Costco’s Kirkland Signature brands have become a cult favorite
Man wearing a Pikachu onesie sparks bar brawl
Rum being aged the old-fashioned way aboard USS Constellation
VA becomes the 49th state to allow sales of Everclear
Irish outraged over Canadian bar’s bad Guinness pour
The origins of green beer on St. Paddy’s Day
Spring Breakers set up a GoFundMe to replenish their booze
Drunk man’s search for a wishing well ends in misfortune
“There is no happy hour for menstruation”
Caviar-infused vodka only $213 a bottle
Amazon now willing to make beer runs in Ohio.
Winter wine warning forecast goes viral.
Bulleit decides to finally build a distillery. Wait, what?
Suddenly it’s uncool for substitute teachers to suck down box wine during class.
Mars colonists may be forced to drink Budweiser.
Outrage over “Drunk Lives Matter” t-shirts
Member of Alcohol Control Board arrested for public drunkenness
Your descendants might live on a planet named after Belgium beer.
“First Robotic Bar in the World”
It went wrong: Car crashes into bar named Murphy’s Law
“A gentleman’s beer bong”
Bushmills targets bourbon drinkers
Texas vodka distilled from black-eyed peas
Utah lowers DUI threshold to .05
Vodka ads banned for linking alcohol with sex and excessive drinking
America’s favorite beer: Coors
Baileys Irish Cream now available in an even weaker version
At long last, Minnesotans will be able to buy booze on Sunday.
Bourbon drinkers, rum needs you
Escaped inmate who left a trail of beer cans wasn’t too hard to track down
Juggling performance gets driver out of a DUI
Pastor opens a bar in his church
Those Yellow Tail Super Bowl ads were a success
Helpful cops lend drunkards a wheelbarrow for transportation
Beer Hotel features hot tub filled with IPA
Bar patrons pulverize man who threatened crowd with a rifle
Hawaiian beer isn’t really Hawaiian?
Too much booze in the bottle
Counterfeit whisky ring busted
Heineken launches craft beer for non-craft beer drinkers
Campus Brownshirts search students for alcohol in dining halls
Toasting Welsh whisky on St. David’s Day
Brewery gives free case of beer to locals who adopt a pet
Man arrested for drunkenly operating a motorized cooler
Power of booze: Found bottle of wine brings strangers together
Blue law falls: MN allows Sunday booze purchases
The glory days of baseball and beer marketing
Bud Light returns to the UK after 16 year absence
Man angry there’s no Miller Lite throws restaurant staffer over table
Playboy Club is back after 30 years
Study: Gifted students more likely to drink
The bar for women who don’t want to be hit on
Canadian whisky comeback
Nannies set to ban glassware in bars
Woman performs impressive gymnastics during field sobriety test
The most popular college drinking games
Now USA Today is publishing fake news.
Band empties bar after “enema performance” goes wrong
Vegas hotel debuts champagne vending machine
Booze returns to Iraqi city formerly held by ISIS
$40,000 beer heist was an inside job
Sensing a decline in American masculinity, MillerCoors relaunches Zima.
106-year-old woman recommends daily dose of whisky for long life
Countries that drink the least wine are also the most dangerous.
Boycott succeeds in doubling Trump Wine sales in Virginia.
“Horny Beer” turns out to be pretty popular
The top 6 cocktails named after Alaska
Guide to getting drunk at Disney World
The world loves California wine
Guinness to open first US brewery in 63 years
Drunk guys go through McDonald’s drive-thru towed on a couch
CO considers letting bars stay open past 2 am; MADD not happy
Red wine increases sexual arousal
How moonshine bootlegging gave rise to NASCAR
Brewery uses diamonds for no goddamn good reason at all.
All the booze you can drink for a buck? In freaking Tokyo? Gee, I wonder if there’s a catch.
Attention lightweights! This shameful device will help preserve that bottle of wine you couldn’t finish.
A field guide to communist rum.
Girl pops champagne with her butt
Adam Levine, Sammy Hagar unveil “world’s first Mezquila”
Beer from 5,000 years ago about as good as you’d expect
Bar named “Negro Ball” not proving very popular
G & T served in a miniature bathtub
Trader Vic’s in Beverly Hills closes after 62 years
“Adult summer camp” at least serves plenty of booze
Feb. 10th: First International Scotch Day
Australians humiliated by Yellow Tail Super Bowl ad
America’s favorite alcoholic beverage: beer
How to drink baijiu
The Man wants to know: “Where were you drinking?” Place of Last Drink programs expanding
French rum inspired by submarines
Booze prevents food poisoning
How the deep-fried pickle took over sports bars
Yellow Tail delivers 4,000 bottles of wine to A-B brewery
Casino fined for providing top-notch cocktail service.
Man shot because the cognac wasn’t chilled
The hidden wine cellars under the Brooklyn Bridge
In movie theaters, booze is the new popcorn.
Woman stabs boyfriend in the butt over beer fridge
Iconic bar Lefty O’Doul’s shuts down
Kansas guv, who is plainly an agent of the Anti-Saloon League, wants to double liquor taxes.
Johnny Depp budgets $30k a month for wine.
Raise a glass to the Smithsonian’s first beer scholar
The best Canadian whisky of 2017
Anyone for a Buckfast negroni?
Attention Peter Pan Complexers: your Oreo-flavored beer is ready.
Humans are preadapted for consuming alcohol.
He lived it: 7 bottles of wine a day for John Hurt
FL moves to dismantle “liquor wall”
Epic wildfires decimate Chile’s wine country
Who’s up for absinthe aged in Serbian juniper barrels?
America’s oldest winery
Revealed: Prohibition extended even in to airspace
MADD & Uber collaborate on a chip bag that informs you you’ve had a drink, in case you weren’t paying attention.
Outrage over new NOLA French Quarter security measures
AI alcohol: Supercomputer crafts rum based on social media posts
Jan. 24th: Beer Can Appreciation Day
Shocker: Walmart’s “craft” beer isn’t really craft
Our 9,000-year love affair with booze
Scotch whisky at the movies
Police hunt man dressed as a bottle of Heineken who stole pizzas
Montana lawmaker wants to bring back the road beer.
Can you brew beer on the moon?
Bat removed from endangered list thanks to tequila
Snoop Dogg talks gin
Chicago Cubs now sponsored by Jim Beam
Barback walked 11 miles during one shift on New Year’s Eve
“Whisky is the key to long life” claims Britain’s oldest Olympian
Yes, drinking whiskey will help fight a cold
Bar owner attacks DJ with katana and dagger
Outrage over beer named after Hindu god
The wild-ass history of malt liquor.
Maid of honor guzzles Fireball and Captain Morgan, steals best man’s car, exposes herself
When the downstairs neighbor is a bar
“The Sound of Rum”
Revealed: Henry VIII spent £6 million a year on alcohol
First wine, then Fireball, and now boxed vodka
Buying regular-sized bottles of wine is strictly for suckers.
Jack Daniel’s figures out a way to make Irish Coffee alcohol-free.
Study: Let’s protect children by banning all alcohol advertising
Drunk munchies are for real
Last call for alcohol at Starbucks
Rickroll? Rick Astley reportedly launching his own beer
Bartender’s fancy trick sets patron on fire
91-year-old launches her own craft vodka
Pathetic bar burglar makes off with beer, wine and toilet paper
“I miss the person I was when I drank”
It’s tough to be a bartender in northern Iraq
Court overturns DUI conviction of wheelchair-bound “driver”
103-year-old’s life rules include daily bourbon
Car wash cleans up by serving beer and wine
Busch beer gets its first Super Bowl ad
Hockey fan on Kiss Cam snubs girlfriend to smooch his beer
Pour some out for the creator of red Solo cups, dead at 84
“The Champagne of Beers” now available in an actual champagne bottle
Study: Red wine helps fight acne
Drunk guy pays the price for trying to snuggle with a lion
George Washington’s eggnog recipe
That whole “US law requires all booze to be radioactive” thing isn’t true.
If you party in Saudi Arabia, resist the urge to post clips on YouTube.
Flora-Bama bar doubles as a church on Sundays
The alleged comeback of “stocktails”
Church says no to tavern’s donated toys
Vodka-filled candy canes for Xmas
So now were supposed to pair whiskey with goddamn candy bars.
Smug brewers creating memes to squelch negative reviews is now a thing.
Bar bans patrons from using “derogatory language”
Baptist church not cool with bowling alley’s liquor license
The dangers of drunk table-dancing
“Stop showering your workers with free beer,” says that high-strung guy in the corner cubicle no one likes.
Uptighties giving MillerCoors hell for being honest about Old Milwaukee’s superior ABV.
Cuba offers to pay back quarter-billion dollar Czech debt–with rum.
LA bar sells forties of Colt 45 complete with brown paper bag
New and improved: Milwaukee’s Best Ice ups ABV to 6.9%
Man in Santa suit pulls bartender over bar after being refused service
What does $22,000 cognac taste like?
Shameless: Alcohol now blamed for body image issues
Disney’s Magic Kingdom brings on the beer and wine
US now has 5,000 breweries
Former Green Berets team up to open a distillery
Suddenly it’s uncool to play the last three holes shit-hammered and pants-free.
Hoping to eliminate the middlebarman, credit card company rolls out self-pour beer taps.
The world’s most disgusting alcoholic drinks
Woman hacks fridge to dispense wine instead of water
Drunk Norwegian man goes on umbrella rampage
Swimming bandits raid boat house for booze
Revealed: NFL players drink whiskey to warm up during cold games
Jaegermeister not cool with Milwaukee Bucks’ deer-head logo
Inside Sammy Hagar’s liquor cabinet
Actual headline: “Drunken man angered over loss of booze”
Pastrami-flavored beer arrives
Nursing homes okayed for liquor licenses
Kirk Douglas celebrates 100th birthday with vodka
“Happy Hour Playset” for toddlers turns out to be a fake
89-year-old arrested for the crime of selling alcohol on a Sunday
Why not scotch-infused toothpicks?
Stoners swarm into Sonoma Wine Country
AB InBorg assimilating Chicago offices with pods disguised as beer fridges.
It’s Modelo’s turn to be crowned King of Hipster Beer, says hipster-in-deep-denial.
Fireball now available in a big-ass box
America’s fastest shrinking beer brands
Gin from wine grapes
Hand sanitizer can cause false positive with Breathalyzer.
Walmart now has its own line of craft beer.
Usain Bolt dashes into the champagne business
UNESCO: Belgium’s beer culture is a Treasure of Humanity
Science recreates 5,000-year-old Chinese beer
Beer Mile world record-holder scores shoe deal with Adidas
Who’s up for some Jeppson’s Malört Hot Sauce?
Study recommends criminalizing drunk walking
Beer bottle attack floors man who tried to pay for sex with a boiled egg
How to make your own pruno
Xmas tree made out of 2,500 beer cans raises money for charity
Suddenly Germany is all about the gin.
In a bold move, Utah considers increasing total number of liquor stores from 44 to 63.
It’s a shameful waste, but washing your hair with beer really works.
Quake-shattered Italian monastery hopes to brew their way to recovery.
No drinking in Cuba during official period of mourning
Dutch man euthanized because of alcohol addiction
Lots of bar specials toast Castro’s demise
The 12 gins of Christmas
“Powdered alcohol WILL come to Texas, whether it’s legal or brought in illegally”
Cops crack down on the menace of free wine at an Art Walk
State employee fired for giving panhandler a beer
Hotel in a gin distillery set to open
Strip club next door to convent has liquor license yanked
Liquor store owner hires arsonists to burn down rival that sold cheaper beer
Founder of Corona leaves $210 million to village where he was born
Thanksgiving Eve is the best night to get lucky
Spring Break beaches set to ban booze
Boom Boom Mancini gets his own bourbon
The future has arrived: The freaky-deaky 24-hour home-brew kit.
Woman attempts to use slice of pizza as ID at a bar
Drunken soccer match turns out to be better than anybody expected
Kurds risk all to smuggle booze into Iran
Pirates of the US: Captain Morgan moves warehousing from St. Croix to Maryland
Confirmed: You should drink whiskey with your Thanksgiving turkey.
You’ll never guess what UB40’s new wine is called
“Take your drink in the sky” in balloon-borne bar
96-year-old completes marathon, celebrates with scotch
The world’s biggest rum collection
Shock report: 20% of the booze in the UK is counterfeit.
Bar fined because patrons stayed 2 minutes after closing time
The secret meaning of German beer coasters
Of course: AB InBorg is behind Labatt ending retirees’ free-beer-for-life perk.
Latest Anti-Saloon League gambit: Beer pong is germy!
Confirmed: Drinking is great for your heart.
Canada and Denmark fight over island with whisky and schnapps
Oculto, Black Crown among a dozen A-B beers to get the axe
Self-proclaimed “biggest drinker in the world” downs a bottle of vodka in 8 seconds
FL city cuts off alcohol to “known habitual drunkards”
A love letter to drinking in bars.
By a huge margin, Oklahoma voters chuck 3.2% beer for the real stuff.
Bed Bath & Beyond now serving booze
Bar’s “friendly face-slapping contest” ends about like you’d expect
Alabama’s largest remaining dry city votes to go wet
“Dead” man found lying in mud was just dead drunk
Voter turned away from polls for wearing “Wine Party” t-shirt
“Dr. Frankenstein of Beer” wonders why brewers don’t want his GMOnster yeast.
College students banned from drinking anyplace, anytime, any age.
At last, a brandy named in honor of Millard Fillmore
Cubs rewarded with 108 bottles of Johnnie Walker Blue Label
Cazart! A Hunter S. Thompson tribute bar opens in Brooklyn.
$6,000 vodka at least comes in a nice bottle
Harsh: Man kills roommate who stole his beer
South African winemakers deny using slave labor
Hangover-free beer not all it’s cracked up to be
The most dangerous places in the world consume the least alcohol.
Anthony Bourdain: Craft beer snobs are pod people intent on ruining the drinking scene.
Probably not a good idea to hand out beer to trick-or-treaters
Decline in bat population could hurt bourbon industry
Those Schumer/Rogen Bud Light ads didn’t go over so well.
Soon even our pint glasses will be spying on us.
Agents of the Anti-Saloon League try to stop glorious Booze Train, fail miserably.
Coors clan the last American beer dynasty left standing
College booze crackdowns not working out as planned
US military’s booze of choice: Jack Daniel’s
No, wine can’t be tailored to your DNA
The most interesting beer heist in the world
Contrary to media narrative, alcohol involved in only 23% of bad behavior on airplanes.
Video games get blamed for teaching kids to drink and smoke
Bacardi builds actual bat caves at bottling plant
Iraq’s heroic Kurdish provinces plan on ignoring proposed booze ban.
Latest neo-dry tomfoolery: Irish coffees same as doing cocaine.
Beer before Obamacare
The many health benefits of rum
A deer walks into a bar
Prohibition-era laws still strangling the South.
End of an Era: Vegas casinos getting chintzy with free drinks.
These Chicago bars are charging a $250 cover to watch the Cubs.
Drunk forensic expert passes out on rotting corpse
North Korean dictator gorges on wine and cheese
Self-driving truck makes a beer run
Women now drink as much as men
Brewers, archaeologists recreate beer from the Iron Age
Iraq’s parliament votes for complete ban of alcohol.
Wife of Pappygate mastermind cops plea
Narragansett beer to be brewed in RI once again
Striking Jim Beam workers agree to new contract
Judge convicted of trying to bribe federal agent with Bud Light
Why the hell not candy-corn flavored beer?
At long last, US to get national beer museum.
Let’s bring back drinking beer for breakfast.
107-year-old man starts every day with whiskey
The science of pouring the perfect beer
Microbrewery recalls 10K barrels of beer after wild yeast ferments revolt.
Tailgating fan chugs beer from woman’s ass-crack
AB InBorg now assimilating homebrew supply companies.
Tales from an airport bar
NBC News discovers that Pappy Van Winkle is hard to find
The hidden epidemic of snakes getting stuck in beer cans
New “Guzzle Buddy” aims to make drinking wine straight from the bottle socially acceptable
Wayne Gretzky now in the whisky business
Drunkards unite to drink tequila at 6 a.m.
Human toe with your cocktail?
Free wine flows 24/7 from a fountain in Italy
Whiskey is just another word for Freedom.
Newspaper suddenly aware beer snobs exist.
Baseball’s champagne parties need to chill
BrewDog coming to America
Formerly dry campus finally gets with the program
Jim Beam distillery workers vote to strike
High school teacher unwisely helps her student steal beer
Texas church: “Craft Beer Is the Devil’s Craft”
Napoleonic era cognac sells for $272,000
A-B InBorg’s assimilation of SABMiller is complete.
Even Siberia is producing wine now.
No, alcohol bans at sports arenas don’t prevent drunkenness
Carry your wife through an obstacle course, win her weight in beer
Throw a beer in Canada and they take away your right to drink.
How to order whiskey like a goddamn robot.
Mirroring big brewers, CO beer guilds to merge into monolithic “single voice.”.
Buckfast and Mad Dog, together at last
Mustard cocktail, anyone?
MADD sues rival MODD
Massive conglomerate’s cynical attempt to pass itself as “local” vodka fails in Seattle.
Indomitable: Steely drunkards throw Hurricane Parties in the face of Matthew.
Inside the world’s tiniest tequila bar
Bottle of Glenfiddich auctioned for a record-breaking 68,500 pounds
Beer named Panty Peeler accused of encouraging rape culture
Giants pitcher celebrates shutout by downing four beers at once
“World’s Best Bartender” award goes to a woman for the first time
Baijiu the new tequila?
Hellboy has his own wine
Drunk guy falls out of his car and runs over himself
Power of booze: Man’s drunken attempt at a flip exposes his skull and he doesn’t seem too worried about it
Myth smashed: Moderate drinking does not make women less fertile.
Now’s your chance to drink Captain Morgan pumpkin-flavored spiced rum
AL cracks down on the menace of sidewalk alcohol sales
Human snowflake appoints himself Adjudicator of All Things Beer Related.
Drunkard protests booze ban by climbing electrical pole
Victory: CA okays hooch and a haircut
Program gives all your data to nightclubs so they can, uh, “serve you” better.
Woman drunk-texts kisses too… Gatwick Airport
Loud music makes you drink more
“Couch drinking,” new tech hitting bars’ bottom line.
Finally: Author Thomas Wolfe gets a beer.
Mass. cracks down on the menace of boozy ice cream
Drunk man riding a horse disrupts sobriety walk
Construction workers unearth 200-year-old pub
Grape thieves stalk Burgundy vineyards
Budweiser survey reveals: People like beer
French whisky expands overseas
Well, why the hell shouldn’t there be hamburger-flavored beer?
Frozen pizza is okay if you’re drunk enough
Lord Calvert has a purpose after all
Is a cocktail ever worth $26?
Agent of Big Pharma wants to sell liquid Valium as “hangover-free alcohol.”
Humans were born to drink.
110-year-old woman credits daily dose of scotch for long life
The science of beer foam
Wyoming, of all places, has Stalinist grip on liquor licenses.
The Stanford booze ban is strictly ridic.
Beer snob: Craft beer has heroically slain the day-drinking dragon!
What 18 wine coolers will do to you
Cross-dressing teen scores a bottle of Mad Dog
Rutgers shuts down tailgating because 56-year-old drank a beer.
Underage girl moves a cup of beer, alcohol police pounce
Science confirms: Beer makes you happier and friendlier
Power of booze: Man drinking in the woods fights off bear with a wine bottle
Spilling booze for dead homies has been around for a long, long time.
Drunk rats more likely to fight the power, and other interesting rat-drinking facts.
Powerful aura of heavy drinkers make regular drinkers feel more sober.
That ATM lurking in the shadows of your favorite dive is about to get 86’d.
Even Belgians don’t drink Stella Artois
More than you ever wanted to know about Oktoberfest
New respect for Jägermeister?
Boob-flashing bar patron assaults bartender with a chicken sandwich
Brewer teams up with Kellogg’s for Frosted Flakes beer
Science confirms: Drunk people don’t know how drunk they are
Best not to down a box of wine before appearing in court
Behold the backyard inflatable Irish pub
Active agent of the Anti-Saloon League proposes tripling MI beer tax.
More than half a million beers stockpiled for thirsty college football fans
Depressing wine labels
A-B InBev eyeing takeover of Coca-Cola?
Forbidden booze booms in Pakistan
How to read a bar
Over 400 “moms” send college kid beer money.
Volstead Act? What Volstead Act?
Cutting-edge beer mug won’t block your view while you chug
The neo-drys are gearing up for a major offensive.
Psychopaths crazy for G&Ts.
Abe Lincoln’s bourbon legacy
Wine drinkers less prone to Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s
NY State takes baby step away from Prohibition era
Talented kayaker rolls over without spilling his beer
Smithsonian curator: Tiki bars exploit Pacific Islanders
Hooray for science: Ice-cube shaped sensor alerts bartender to make another.
Miami’s notorious beer bandit finally behind bars
Führer-themed wine doesn’t go over so well
Church applies for liquor license: “Jesus turned water into wine for a reason.”
Drunk man exacts revenge on neighbor by shooting corn cobs at his house
Belgians bless beer in Brussels cathedral on brewers day
Pork roll beer’s time has come.
How America’s oldest whiskey faded to the bottom shelf.
Kid brings dad a beer, Screechy McSnitcherson springs into action.
UK pol: After-work drinking discriminates against mothers
In case you ever wanted to drink a cocktail from a bong.
Homebrewing is about to get Keurigerized.
The American Dream is not dead: Optimistic drunkard hopes to raise $60K for Steel Reserve.
Burning question of the day: Is 130 proof bourbon strong enough?
Noted gin & juice aficionado signs on with Tanqueray
Captain Morgan ad banned for excessive partying
The craft beer market is so flush even hobos are building beer halls.
Highly-litigious Moosehead continues to assert it owns the word “moose.”
Where goeth MGD?
Alabama Ministry of Alcohol wants dossiers on all craft beer buyers.
Canadian man disguised as hockey goalie pulls off beer heist
What are the drinking habits of lesbians? NIH grants nearly $1 million to find out
Wife bites and stabs husband who drank her last beer
Save the snow leopards, drink vodka
How craft beer won over the Bible Belt.
Texas’ Ministry of Alcohol releases app to snitch on bars, bartenders.
The booze industry is wussifying whiskey for Generation Snowflake.
Are you drinking enough?
AB-InBorg to delete 5,500 organic components from borgforce.
The worst-rated beers in the world
Chinese crazy for Four Loko
Budweiser marketing survey offends just about everybody
Space and booze, an anecdotal history
After Brock Turner, Stanford U bans hard liquor
Booze industry fights back against “junk science”
Man kicked out of bar bites off bartender’s finger
“Pongbot” challenges beer pong players with moving targets
“Serving the late night crowd is absolutely a different ballgame”
Shock Report: Some using London’s new Night Tube were visibly intoxicated.
Drunken shoplifter snags a bottle of booze and a stuffed pink walrus
Finally: “Beer hotel” will offer free pint at check-in.
Power of Booze: Drunk man falls eleven stories, gets up and walks away
Amish man charged with driving buggy drunk with friends on roof
European-grown barley transforming American beer
Pork roast falls out of drunk guy’s pants
Japanese gin arrives
Drunkard breaks into fairgrounds beer tent and guzzles all the beer
Blind to the lessons of history, Indonesia flirts with national prohibition.
Former prison converted into a whiskey distillery
Outrage over new cocktail named “Gas Chamber”
North Korea holds a beer festival
If you go to work drunk, at least remember to wear pants
Big Brother Alert: Scientists devise “tattoo” that broadcasts your BAC.
Thief scores 2-foot-tall bottle of cognac worth $15,000
Arizona’s draconian DUI laws
Evil scientists propose watering down beer to reduce the dangers of alcohol
Man crowned “wine queen” when no women volunteer
Dutch Olympian kicked off team for the crime of drinking
PBR arrives in the UK
Dumbass pulls an armed robbery for… a 12-pack of Budweiser
Natty Light gets a makeover
Singles drink more than married people
99-year-old fitness instructor credits daily brandy for good health
Scotch sales soar in wake of Brexit
100-year-old woman celebrates birthday by playing beer pong
Beer still reigns as America’s preferred alcoholic beverage
Power of booze: Barefoot woman kicks out police car windshield
Driverless cars a boon to the booze industry
Shame of a Nation: Generation Snowflake discovers low-alcohol beer.
Vandal spray-paints “I’m drunk” on police station wall
Alright alright alright: Matthew McConaughey joins forces with Wild Turkey
“Wine terrorists” flood city streets
Olympian credits booze for overcoming anxiety
Secret ingredient in catfish bait: Evan Williams bourbon
McDonald’s tests walk-thru lane for drunk customers
Man drinking beer in a tree falls 70 feet
University offers MBA in bourbon.
150 people gather outside bar to watch women fight
The 5 most expensive bottles of tequila
Miami homeless sent to alcohol rehab against their will
Imagine if the Shark Tank hosts were cool. And drunk.
Psychologists finally explain why bourbon tastes better while listening to Merle Haggard.
Farmers rise to the occasion as our wholesome appetite for rye whiskey grows.
25 years after the collapse of the Soviet Union, this MD liquor board keeps the dream alive.
Smithsonian looking to hire a beer historian
Bar “rescuer” branches out into late-night talk
“If you drink Miller, Pabst, or even Goose Island, you’re just an ignorant piece of shit,” asserts brewer of locally shitty beer.
Stroh’s returns to Detroit
Bartender gets second-degree burns after squeezing 100 limes
Finally: The Sausage Party Detector
Record-breaking bartender pours 17 Jägerbombs simultaneously
That “study” that proved drinking causes cancer? Turns out there wasn’t really a study.
Further tales of Andre the Giant’s drinking prowess
Double hand transplant patient eager to grab beer
Feds give thumbs up to AB-InBorg/SABMiller mega-merger.
Rather counter-intuitively, US Gov tells Americans not to drink beer when it’s hot.
Coors Light swears they didn’t create the 60-pack just for Wisconsin.
Police Dept. sued for conducting “Wino Round Up”
Iowa loves Busch Light
Israeli whisky comes to America
Man’s throat slashed in beer pong dispute
The one macrobrew that’s thriving: Michelob Ultra
U.S. approves A-B InBev acquisition of SABMiller
The new fascism: College town bans parties.
You’re drinking in a beer garden all wrong, says Uptighty McUptighterson.
Primates are hardwired for Happy Hour.
Drunk guy scales shopping center, falls asleep on glass roof
The couple that boozes together stays together
Britain’s favorite whisky is… Jack Daniel’s?
Honest drunk tells judge his only problem with alcohol is when he can’t afford it
Trekkies get their own beer
After years of threats, canned wine makes its move.
Power of booze: Man walks away from hospital after knife yanked from his cheekbone
Qantas offering free in-flight wine tastings
Shocking new report: Students drink to “feel good at social gatherings”
Craft brewers copy the tasting-room experience of wineries
Game of Thrones actor launches Icelandic Mountain Vodka
Dutch brewer introduces rainwater beer
Woman mistakes cancer for a hangover
Alcohol server certification is a joke
Craft industry running out of hokey, half-clever beer names.
Rattled by craft rebellion, AB InBorg seeks refuge in near beer.
“Micro winery” produces endless amounts of wine
Robot-brewed beer arrives
Coming to a bar near you: Pokemon Go pub crawlers
“Roofie Bomb” shots don’t go over so well
Victim hits the booze during home invasion
DUI suspect tries the old “Jerry Springer was driving” defense
Top cop: Let’s raise Australia’s drinking age to 26.
Tech geeks expose 7 myths about beer
Louis XIII cognac now available in a 6 liter bottle
Wine-infused gummy bears sell out in two hours
South Dakota ends 77-year-old prohibition of campus booze
Skynet wants to brew your beer.
What took so long?: Airline to offer draft beer inflight.
Man armed with 2-by-4 demands McDonald’s customers give him booze
World Series of Beer Pong opens in Las Vegas
Anti-drunk driving crusader charged with DUI
“Great beer is too cheap,” insists active agent of the Anti-Saloon League.
Woman kicked out of bar, returns armed with sword
Escaped inmate enjoys one last beer at a bar before turning himself in
Olympic marathon contender wins her weight in beer
Cheaper to buy Irish whiskey in the US than in Ireland
Panic after drunk guy stands on bar to praise Allah
The $17 pint: World’s most expensive cities to drink a beer.
Microbrewer’s plan to conquer beer industry: Brew a beer that tastes like Bud.
Especially in NOLA, always pay for your beer
How rosé went from cheesy to chic
Top 15 cities for beer drinkers, according to real estate agents.
Will spiked seltzer replace wine coolers and why should we care?
Utah’s “beer” drinkers seeing supply of 3.2% “beer” dry up.
Shame of the Nation: Rescued from their captors, 80K bottles of beer now set to be executed.
Is social media ruining the bar experience?
Spam cocktails have arrived
The disappearing pint
Beverly Hills bar selling boozy baby food
FL man arrested for drinking with children under a bridge
Cleverly smuggle booze by turning it into edible bubbles
Bud Light will give you a free beer to go to happy hour this summer
Revealed: Jack Daniel learned distilling from a slave
What’s so special about a Spanish Gin Tonic?
Persistent thief arrested for stealing booze twice in one day
Hops could help reduce risk of breast cancer
OK bartender jailed for infusing vodka.
Ingenious, fun-loving troop of chimps has figured out fermentation.
Finally: Barnes and Noble to serve beer and wine.
The science of beer goggles
Chicago Cubs not happy with “compromise” that restricts alcohol sales
Drunk bicyclist gets DUI for hitting parked car in front of his own home
Beer heist mystery deepens
Not much demand for MADD license plates
Supreme Court rules warrant required for blood alcohol tests, but not for breathalyzers
Floating Tiki bar sets sail
New study claims choice of music affects how beer tastes
Thieves score 3,300 cases of beer in massive heist
100-year-old woman credits six gin & tonics per day for long life
Bar owners totally cool with being bribed to put certain beers on tap.
Turkish Radiohead fans attacked for drinking during Ramadan
So, what’s the bar scene like in Anchorage?
Blue Moon is craft enough
Study shows craft beer drinkers are often health nuts. Dammit.
Anti-Trump beer is officially a thing now.
Babysitter holds teens hostage after they drink her vodka
Budweiser sued for using Native American tribe’s logo
While perhaps shouting “Don’t you die on me!” heroic scientists bring 220-year-old beer back to life.
LA bar serves free brownies at Last Call
“Perfect” beer glass is “made of science”
New “Special Ed” beer doesn’t go over so well
UK brewery claims to have broken Merle Haggard’s record for buying the largest round
Bear cub searches for beer in golfer’s cart
Winery fights back against Utah “Zion Curtain” law
Fart leads to bar brawl
Soccer riots in France prompt booze ban
Carlo Rizzi pitches Don Corleone Vodka
Instead of milk cartons, missing people to be pictured on wine bottles
Man pulled over for DUI also had handgun, chastity belt
Beer-drinking cockatoo banned from pub
The Macallan selling 65-year-old scotch for $35,000
Pope Francis says drink wine
Man’s beer bottle cap collection tops 10 million, weighs 18 tons
FL man calls 911 because his girlfriend won’t buy him vodka
Waitress beaten for serving alcohol during Ramadan
How to open a champagne bottle with a golf ball
The world’s first premium vodka popsicle
Now you can bury your loved ones in a wine cemetary
Inside the world’s smallest bar
Mortal Kombat beer is on the way
Drunk priest brawls with cops
How to “home brew” without actually doing anything.
Anti-Saloon League sleeper cell activates in San Diego.
What happens if the President gets drunk?
106-year-old spends her birthday at her favorite bar
The chemistry that makes a gin & tonic taste so good
Bar from “Goodfellas” seeks landmark status
When it comes to chicken-flavored beer, everything old is new again.
The world’s most expensive beers
NYC’s hottest bar is an old floating barge
Absolut Vodka gets provocative with transgender ad
Beer drinkers less likely to get Alzheimer’s
Australian Prohis go full Mad Max on confiscated beers
UGA apologizes for… I guess just understanding Ludacris too well?
Former GOP candidate Kasich serves up good news for craft brewers
Drunk guy claiming to be Spider-Man rescued by firefighters
Throw away the corkscrew, open bottles with a “wine gun”
Even Nepal has a wine industry
Cleveland Indians fans build colossal beer pyramid
Meet malt liquor’s fanboys
Shock study: People get drunk because it’s fun.
Man turns shower into illegal booze dispenser
“City of Wine” theme park set to open in France
NOLA readers: new eatery with a frozen Negroni to open next week
Heart of Gold: Boat and Booze Thief Leaves Apology Note
Science confirms: Booze makes you happy
Geniuses gift us synthetic “wine” made without grapes
Amish gone wild: Five Amish teens clocked at 110 mph in van filled with cases of beer and whiskey
The final insult: Non-alcoholic Budweiser
Angered by craft rebellion, AB InBev and SAB Miller plan merger, construction of Death Star.
Confirmed: John Wayne drank like a goddamn champion.
Drunk, disorderly abbot expelled from monkhood
19th century wines found hidden in castle still in “top condition”
Gin sales boosted by “Downton Abbey”
5,000-year-old Chinese brewery unearthed
Man demands cops breath test him to prove he’s not drunk, blows .193
Campus Greeks oddly resistant to neoprohibitionist pressure.
“Cocktail bar” shamelessly takes watering down its drinks to the ultimate degree.
SoKo unleashes ice cream in the War Against the Hangover.
In case you’re an idiot, new app tells you when your beer is stale.
“Drink the sky” with vodka made from fog
NY guv proposes overhaul of antiquated booze laws
Drunken soccer referee stumbles around the field, another urinates behind the goal
Drunk guy unwisely calls attention to himself by barking and growling
Atlantic City set to finally allow boardwalk booze
Philly loosens oppressive drinking regs–but only for the Democratic Convention.
Seventh-Day Adventists opposed to Starbucks selling beer and wine
Finally: A kitchen appliance that turns liquor into ice cubes.
Animal control captures wild birds by getting them drunk on whiskey
Danish bar owners terrorized by Islamists imposing “Shariah zone”
Shock Report: Some craft beers might be better than Budweiser.
Infrared toasted bourbon reportedly tastes pretty good
Emerging from its cave, Forbes declares a craft beer revolution is going down.
Flight attendant arrested for selling airline’s mini-bottles at a huge discount on Craigslist.
There are more barrels of bourbon in Kentucky than people
Shrieking hysterically, MN lawmakers shrink away from Sunday booze sales.
Oldest American Veteran credits whiskey and cigars for long life
Drunken undertaker loses hearse with corpse inside
American slugger in Japan bashes homer off beer sign, wins free beer for a year
Daily beer drinking cuts heart disease risk by 25%.
Denied beer, man locked himself in airplane lavatory in protest
Crafty Denver Broncos QB employs cane flask at the Derby.
The Who’s Roger Daltrey launches commemorative champagne
Budweiser wants to be known as “America” this summer
Homebrewer tragically dies after inhaling fumes, collapsing into scalding water
FL man stabs friend over missing beer
Cinco de Mayo beer sales outpace St. Patrick’s Day, Super Bowl
Great news: You can now buy wine spritzers in a can
Why health nuts choose tequila.
Drunk man halts traffic to perform impressive gymnastics in the middle of the road
Jim Beam fills 14 millionth barrel since Repeal
Effen Vodka boycotted after 50 Cent taunts autistic man
Study says beer could help with weight loss
Top doctor wants terminal patients to drink whiskey
FL man blows an amazing .604, tells cops he hadn’t been drinking
Angry Druids block traffic to Stonehenge in protest over booze ban
North Korea now exporting pricey beer
Dead man’s ashes wash ashore in a tequila bottle, note inside asks finder to buy him a drink
Feuding drunks settle argument with hand grenade
World’s biggest mojito contains 700 liters of rum
Please, God, make it stop.
Shit just got real in Venezuela.
Why do people talk louder when they drink?
Fisherman hauls 50-year-old 6-pack from bottom of river
Bouncer claims high temperature inside bar injured his groin
Change in liquor ordinance transforms strip club into gay bar
Somewhat counter-intuitively, Utah reckons beer and R-rated movies don’t go together.
Cache of Nazi wine discovered in Russian basement
MI man can’t be prosecuted for driving drunk in his own driveway, court rules
Bible study group features live band for evening of “beer and hymns”
Montreal cracking down on the menace of drunk bicycling
Bartenders replaced by drones
Drunk man found dangling upside-down in a tree
Russia to open its first whiskey distillery
Behold the world’s first anti-ageing gin
NM guv paying MADD $800,000 to monitor DUI trials, name & shame on social media
Millennials continue their downward spiral into dorkitude.
The best play in the entire history of Off Broadway comes with 3 free cocktails.
German craft brewers defy Reinheitsgebot
Inmate hospitalizes guards who tried to take his pruno
Experiment proves that the beer available in Jesus’ time sucked
Why do some pop songs become bar classics?
Another consequence of US Prohibition: Federal Income Tax.
Stinking drunk: Man jailed for spraying fart spray in a bar
AB InBorg ramps up its assimilation of craft breweries.
Drunk woman pretends to be a bull and charges cars
French Health Minister calls drinking culture “an Anglo-Saxon phenomenon”
Kissing couple unaware that the bar they’re sitting in is being robbed
Miracle worker: Man installs a beer faucet in his kitchen sink
“World’s best bartender” reveals 9 rules of drinking
Good riddance to bad rubbish: 3.2 beer may become extinct in CO.
Tequila could be basis for new osteoporosis treatment
Driver ticketed for putting seatbelts on cases of beer instead of passengers
Shocker: Students opposed to booze ban in dorms
Baptist church not cool with deli selling beer next door
Rock bottom: There will soon be a beer called “What Happens Here, Stays Here.”
Feds nix LSD Honey Ale because, you know, people will think it’ll make you trip the light fantastic.
Highest beer prices in MLB: Boston’s Fenway
As always, alcohol prohibition spurs transportation and packaging innovations.
American tourists guzzling all of Cuba’s beer.
Photographer shows how different you look after 3 drinks
The unbreakable bond between beer and baseball.
Shocker: A-B InBev’s Leffe beer is not actually brewed by monks
Captured vodka thief does King Leonidas impersonation as he goes down swinging
Harsh: Man who refused to give up beer money knifed in the ass
Wisconsin town ends booze ban after 163 years
Furious French winemakers hijack Spanish wine tankers, dump 70,000 liters of wine on the road
Craft brewing’s young lions are making their move.
Marathon runner pauses for beer and a burrito before resuming race
Homeless man enjoying a “little nip” of gin ejected from homeless outreach event
Drunk man burglarizes alcohol rehab center
Chicago strip clubs can now sell booze
Popcorn beer arrives
Beer jugs unearthed in Egyptian pharaoh’s tomb
Russia loves Budweiser
Introducing the Holy Land’s first single malt whisky
Italian govt. proposes wine classes for schoolchildren ages 6-13
Recycling proves to be downfall of eco-conscious beer thief
Cruise line launches floating brewery
Are you ready for vagina beer?
Former “Most Interesting Man in the World” signs on with Make-A-Wish Foundation
Alaska has highest sin taxes in the country, Wyoming lowest
Billy Dee Williams and Colt .45 Malt Liquor, together again.
Buffalo Bills ask that their fans not get so drunk
Ancient Roman tavern found littered with patrons’ drinking bowls
France dethroned by Italy as world’s top wine producer
Robot bartender pours beer when you text it
Small businesses learning to lure customers with booze.
The words you’re most likely to tweet while loaded.
Drunk couple urinate and dance in police parking lot
$450 shades made from scotch whisky casks
Couple tries to sell daughter for whiskey
German brewer withdraws “Nazi beer”
Arsenic in wine lawsuit thrown out of court
Naked burglar crawls up tavern’s gutter pipe, escapes with Johnnie Walker
Anheuser-Busch leaps into the Mexican beer market
Drunk FL man falls through restaurant ceiling, lands in dining room
Big beer’s infiltration of the craft scene is crushing the festival groove.
Climate change credited for better-tasting wine
Study: The smell of alcohol is irresistable
Schoolteacher pulls off brazen wine heist
Dream job: $12,000 to spend the summer drinking beer
Computers can tell when you’ve been drunk tweeting
Defiance or stupidity? Man drives drunk to DWI victim impact panel
Say hello to my little friend: “The world’s first champagne gun”
VA cops using unconstitutional legal code to secretly blacklist and criminalize “habitual drunkards.”
Teetotalitarianism Alert: “Having a detectable odor of alcohol on or near your person” gets you jailed in VA.
“Bar Rescue” host Taffer hit with sex discrimination suit
Drunk man pushing his passed-out friend in a shopping cart manages to hit 30 km/h before crashing
If you’re planning drunken shenanigans in NoKo, block out the next 15 years of your life.
In case you wanted your St. Paddy’s Day to suck.
Drunken circus worker takes tiger cub for a walk at shopping mall
Weed-infused vodka has arrived
Wakeboarder pays heavy price for dropping thrown beer can
Microbrewery shocked anti-mining stance gets their beer banned in mining town.
Shock Study: Beer may fight cancer.
Utah is like that late-arriving party guest trying to play catch-up.
Brewery uses NASA tech to brew beer from sewer water.
Woman asks for $15,200 for wine as part of child-support settlement
Drunk guy beats up garden statue
Drunkenly shooting wedding guests may not be the best idea
Oklahoma strip club evaded alcohol ban by selling booze-infused fruit and gummy bears
Adios: Dos Equis replacing actor who plays The Most Interesting Man in the World
White House serving Yukon Jack for Canadian PM’s state dinner
Corona orders recall of some 12-packs, 18-packs; bottles may contain glass shards
Hospital opens pub on Dementia Ward to stimulate happy memories for patients
Colonial-era distillery ready to fire up again
This is what happens when you put 300 drunk people on a train
Virginia’s “habitual drunkards” unite in class action suit against the state
The BrewDog vs. Diageo war escalates.
You can now drink on the streets of NYC without landing in the hoosegow.
The wussification of America’s youth nears completion as suddenly it’s unkewl to shoot tequila while wearing a mini sombrero.
Prosperous Chicago bar not interested in Taffer’s repeated offers to be rescued
Astronaut welcomed back to Earth with beer and pie
Rapper E-40 unveils “craft malt liquor” named after himself
Ancient Roman winery unearthed in Jerusalem
How to pour beer like a German
Desperate wino reduced to stealing church’s communion wine
Last dry county in Alabama votes to join the 21st century
French appalled that official wine sponsor of Tour de France is from Chile
Blake Shelton launches his own vodka brand
Moonshine in a can makes its long-awaited debut
Lawsuit: Coors isn’t really brewed in the Rocky Mountains
“Man arrested with whiskey bottle inserted in rectum”
9-liter bottle of gin is “world’s most expensive”
America’s first beer spa now open for business
Rebellion against federally-mandated drinking age grows.
Archaeologists recreate ancient Peruvian beer
Giant rock carved with name of Glenturret distillery mysteriously unearthed in China
110-year-old-woman just wants whiskey and a nap
Now you can own your very own beer slushy machine
Drunk man scares away wild elephant
“The risk of violence and drunken antics involving animals means the annual agriculture fair in Paris will call closing time early this year.”
Shocker: 72% of Brits back beer tax cut
Excellent beer vending machine powered by screams.
Same old hoary special interests standing against consumer drinking rights.
NJ lawmaker: old enough to go to war=old enough to go to a bar.
“Jolly Trolley” brings booze to cancer patients
Drunk guy changes his legal name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger
Heroic guv rails against booze price-fixing scheme.
The dark underbelly of the craft-brewing unicorn.
BYOB: Free land in Oregon, so long as you build a brewery.
Uber driver reminded about the hard lessons learned during Prohibition.
Super uptight CEO bans drinking, smoking and sex in the office.
Feds spend $1.6 million studying the “troublesome product” of malt liquor
Deer breaks into liquor store, heads straight for the bourbon
Study: Wine before bed helps with weight loss
Drunkard braves Siberian winter wearing only a bed sheet to find beer
You sank my bottleship! At long last, bar to bond booze and board games.
33% less chance of heart failure for those who drink 3 to 5 times a week.
“Drunk and belligerent monkey” terrorizes bar patrons in Brazil
Americans get serious about drinking, trade beer for liquor.
Eight beers, a Walking Dead marathon and no Valentine’s Day gift sends woman over the edge
Hockey referee felled by full beer can to the crotch
Iowa considers repealing law against public drunkenness
Swiss watchmaker creates timepiece that conceals a tiny flask of cognac
Beware the deadly perils of… drunk walking?
World’s biggest wine barrel unveiled
Kirk: Spock was a formidable boozer.
Engulfed in the bright light of righteousness, grocery chain proposes letting you drink while you shop.
Felony charge for selling a Wisconsin beer in Minnesota
Alcohol ban at Stonehenge angers Pagans
Industrious booze thief digs secret tunnel to liquor store
Drunk man strips naked to throw punches at oncoming traffic
IBM data experts create beer that “tastes of joy”
Everything you ever wanted to know about the Singapore Sling in one gigantic infographic.
“Beer Pong Queen” grandmother sinks winning shot, pounds beer from a funnel
Big plans to turn town of Tequila into Mexico’s Napa
Savvy Slovenian town presses forward with excellent beer fountain plans.
Bud: No, we didn’t pay Peyton Manning for that post-Super Bowl name-drop
Beer pong gets more dangerous by the day
Finally, sparkling wine in a can
$15 for a beer at Super Bowl 50
The history of booze in space
Cognac mini-bottles available for a mere $600
Rare scotch considered a better investment than gold
Now we know why they call it the Bar Association.